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I know it’s not Wednesday, but see it as a special Friday the 13th treat! Either way, our h00rfessor of p33nology Stephanie will lead you through this day!

Come to think about it, this post might be better posted on a weekend… It’s quite NSFW ya know?

“I want to say yes just so nervous to dissapoint, give me a day to think on it but most likely will try, if I suck u can fire me.” -Stephanie on her new joboffer.

My answer? “We all know you suck exceptionally well, thus you are offered this job in the first place.”


Holy shit ladies, I missed you!!!  Feels like I haven’t posted in forever; I blame RL and all that craziness that keeps me away, but it feels good to be back!!  So, what’s everyone been up to??  Anything good??   Seen any good movies???  Well, funny I should ask that, because I have; in fact I’ve seen a movie (multiple times) that seemed to be made just for us…anyone know where I’m going with this???

Unfortunately Rob has been keeping his peen all to himself…not nice *pouts* he’s got it all hidden and tucked away for what seems like FOREVER so I had no choice but to find something else to hold me over until he decides to unleash that beast again.  Now I know you’re all asking what the fuck could possibly come close to Rob and his holy hard tool, what is this amazingness I found that could keep me company during this dry spell, well I’ll tell you, in fact, I’ll show you.  H00rs, I present to you… MAGIC MIKE…oh yeah ladies, its raining men!!!

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FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!!!!  I’m not ashamed to say I have seen this movie 3 times already and trying to work on a fourth (also trying to come across a decent bootleg copy); I cant put into words what Channing Tatum does to me; the way that boy moves…DAYUMMMMM!!! I have lost tons of fluids due to him and all I can say is, thank you Magic Mike, the makers of Magic Mike, the people who came up with the idea for Magic Mike and the willingness of my friends to indulge me and allow me to keep going to see Magic Mike…I fucking love you all!!!  And I’d also like to say SCREW YOU to the people who cast the extras for Magic Mike for not finding me to be THIS LADY…

You lucky bitch!!!

Oh, one more thing before I go…guess whose going to the Q&A with Rob in August…yuppers, that would be me and I cant even tell you how excited I am, both to sit in a room and listen to him talk for an hour and a half…AN HOUR AND A HALF *dies* but also to get together with some amazing women that I’ve been dying to meet, this is a dream come true!!! Rob, I’ll see you soon baby J i wonder if he’s freaking out as much as me…