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It’s Wednesday again! And do you know what that means? Screw humpday… It mean’s Robp33n Wednesday!!
Our very own h00rfessor of p33nology Stephanie will lead you through this day!
“I want to say yes just so nervous to dissapoint, give me a day to think on it but most likely will try, if I suck u can fire me.” -Stephanie on her new joboffer.
My answer? “We all know you suck exceptionally well, thus you are offered this job in the first place.”
PLEASE ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU’RE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AND NOT AT WORK ATM! I’M SERIOUS!
Its 10:00 pm had a long day at work directly followed by daughter’s softball practice. Got home around 9 and just finished dinner, yeah, does that give you any idea how random this post is gonna be?! I’m gonna fail you ladies again, I apologize in advance!! But my brain is only holding on to a few facts from today, ready? Here goes…
First up a quick thank you to everyone for all the prayers and wishes for my son; his brain is all clear which is obviously a huge relief and I cant tell you how much I appreciate everyone’s support, you all helped me get through a very hard time and I can’t thank you enough!!
Next up – I have some amazing friends!! They surprised me today by telling me they got me tickets for an upcoming sold out Maroon 5 show and we all know how I feel about Adam Levine!! I’m squeeeeee’ng and the show is a month away. But I will be mere inches from this…
Stand by for Adam p33n in 3…2…1…
Did I mention he’s single now??!! I’m cuming for you Adam!!!
And lastly, I had to do Sexual Harassment in the workplace training today; and I passed (after 3 attempts) but I thought maybe Rob could help me show you all things I learned you’re not supposed to do/say today…
Ever see the movie Horrible Bosses? Yeah, that would totally be me…just sayin!!
OK, now its 11 pm, and I dont even think i’m making sense anymore, time for this tired h00r to shut up and go to bed!
But before I go and for no other reason than this post being totally random, oh and because everytime i see this pic i convulse…here’s Pfach!! Sweet dreams!!