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It’s Wednesday again! And do you know what that means? Screw humpday… It mean’s Robp33n Wednesday!!
Our very own h00rfessor of p33nology Stephanie will lead you through this day!
“I want to say yes just so nervous to dissapoint, give me a day to think on it but most likely will try, if I suck u can fire me.” -Stephanie on her new joboffer.
My answer? “We all know you suck exceptionally well, thus you are offered this job in the first place.”
PLEASE ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU’RE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AND NOT AT WORK ATM! I’M SERIOUS!
We’ve all seen the picture, it seems Rob’s peen took on a glow all of his own, not a big shock to me or any of us, we always knew he possessed super peen powers, panty melting, ovary poofing, spontaneous orgasmic explosions without even as much as a single touch type powers…but now we have the proof that there is really something spectacular going on under those delicious button-fly’s of his!! So this got me thinking, you know how psychic’s can see people’s auras, and every color has a different meaning, well obviously Rob’s is purple, a beautiful amazing glowing purple. I needed to find out what it means…so I googled it, the meaning of a purple aura, and here’s what it says…
Purple Aura Color Meaning
The Aura colors that surround an individual can reflect their personality and point to their future destiny. Many have studied the Aura color meaning and Psychics can detect the predominant Aura colors surrounding someone.
Purple Aura people are highly psychic, attuned to the emotions and moods of others and very sensitive. People who have a predominant amount of purple in their Aura are seen as mysterious and secretive.
The Purple Aura individual possesses a philosophical, enquiring and intuitive mind. They love to learn and never stop exploring and enquiring into new subjects and areas that interest them. Because of this they tend to be extremely interesting and knowledgeable people.
The Purple Aura individual does not have a wide circle of many friends. But the friends they do have are held close and are respected, admired and loved. People with a predominant purple Aura tend to be unlucky in love but once they have found their perfect soul mate they are loyal and loving for life.
Purple Aura people connect well with animals and nature. They are attuned to animals and can sense their emotions and feelings. Purple Aura people tend to take in and care for strays as their loving and caring nature makes it difficult for them to turn strays away.
I don’t know about you h00rs but that sounds like what I know of Rob, doesn’t it??!! It also makes me wonder what color aura my vagina throws out but that’s a discussion for a different day!!
Oh yeah, and this happened too…
I wonder if there is a special aura color for DED H00R DOWN…THUD!!!
What do ya say, one more for the road?? mmmmkay…
Clean up on aisle TCS
[Bleriana side note:
kiTT’s FF story ‘HArvard Can Wait’ is up for Fic of the Week at the Lemonade Stand!! Congrats for that kiTT! Now would you please go vote for our beloved family member?
YOU DON’T HAVE TO CHOOSE 5 stories. You can vote for JUST kiTT
and improve her chances!!! The box is along the right hand column.
Oh and I promise to be back asap. I’ve already finished The Hunger Games and Catching Fire so now I only have Mockingjay to go. =) ]