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Basically you have two options as a single on Valentines day.
A] You’re totally depressed because you will be forever alone.
B] You daydream about what the potential Valentine is missing out on. [Let’s call him Rob.]
I think Imma go with this one this year. I can’t get any more depressed than I possibly am right now…
- Ultra-funny greeting cards. I am not really an ultra romantic type of person. Not to mention that I am terrible at verbalizing what I feel. So I’ll say it in a funny way. Maybe like this…
- Ulta sexy outfits. I think there’s no explanation needed for this one, no? But if you must know, I would probably wear this:
- The present. Just look at the picture I have in mind mk?
Oh! Oh! Oh! *jumpyclaps* and I forgot a last option you have!
C] You’re all kinds of
about this holiday because you don’t need a holiday to tell the people you love, that you do just that. Love them. To the moon and back. Or maybe even more.
With that, let me just say that I love you all with the intensity of 1000 burning suns.
Will ya’ll be my Valentines?