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(not that he needs them)
Remember that one time I asked you for the worst pick-up lines you ever heard?
Well here’s what I wanted them for. Lean back and enjoy the show!
And last but not least, one not made by me but still fuckhawt:
Yes, yes I do indeed want you Rob,
p.s. I will be in Austria this weekend acting all VPP [very prim and proper in this case] at my cousin’s wedding. You h00rs are free to play, while the Queenh00r is away. *blows kisses all around*