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It’s Wednesday again! And do you know what that means? Screw humpday… It mean’s Robp33n Wednesday!!
Our very own h00rfessor of p33nology Stephanie will lead you through this day…
“I want to say yes just so nervous to dissapoint, give me a day to think on it but most likely will try, if I suck u can fire me.” -Stephanie on her new joboffer.
My answer? “We all know you suck exceptionally well, thus you are offered this job in the first place.”
PLEASE ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU’RE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AND NOT AT WORK ATM! I’M SERIOUS!
Christmas is over…and once again, no Rob in my bush or under my tree *pouts* one of these years Santa, one of these years!!!
So I’m sitting here today trying to figure out what I want to even write about and I’m coming up empty, sorry h00rs, I blame all the alcohol I drank last night!! And I’m headed out again tonight for some drinks with co-workers so tomorrow should be an interesting day at work…NOT!!!!
Maybe today will just be about looking at some p0rn…what do you all think?? And I hope you don’t mind but I think I may have to add in my other love today as well…Rob, meet David, David meet Rob…I hope you two don’t mind, but today, I think I want to play with you both…
Happy Fucking New Year!!!!!!!