and Rob pulls an incredible stunt (and I wish he pulled IT out aswell… ifyouknowwhatImeanandIknowyoudo)

*___*

Normally I’d be all: “Ewww… he’s touching his junk? Ewwwww!” and with Rob I’m just like “ I think I need some hc2p STAT”…

But I’m sure you senh00ras feel the same way, don’t ya?

Hopefully Rob takes it out one day (to let it breathe or something),

B

p.s. Is there more? Like from different angles or something?

So why do I want you to give me love you ask? Aren’t you already giving me enough?

Yes and there’s no such thing as enough love…

I mean I love you with a neverending intensity so I must know…

But in this case I am begging you for love in form of reviews for my fanfiction

—

JUST SAY YES

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8889152/1/Just-Say-Yes

—

Only 15 more reviews until I can share Chapter 5 with you all!

I know we can do this ladies so get your arse over there and leave me a word or two!

Anonymous guest reviews are accepted and appreciated!

SOOO…

M-my my, m-my my, m-my my, give me love…

Aini, we love you, we miss you. Still and forever.

BEAUTIFUL BASTARD IS OUT IN STORES TODAY BIAAATCHES!

Yupp, you got that right. THE erotic novel (super-special empathis on the “THE”) released today and I can’t wait for the german translation to get it for each of my bffs on their birthdays…

I’m not so sure about how necessary it is to tell you again and again how much I love the story… I mean I’m already starting to feel like a broken record stuck on the same place… kwIm?

So this time, I’ll make it short:

In case you want to read something that will blow you away and turn you on so much you’ll pretty much attack any willing male, READ THIS BOOK!

Ok that’s a  bit harsh, let me begin again:

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING HOTTEST, SEXIEST, TURN-ON BOOK YOU’LL EVER FIND!

Honestly pervs, read it. And come back to thank me for it…

I mean, I introduced you all to Fifty aswell, right? And nobody lived to regret that…

SO READ IT!

Especially since it’s going to be made into a movie according to this article:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/risky-business/erotic-novel-beautiful-bastard-getting-420776

And I know you h00rs love reading books before seeing the movie…

Speaking of movies… Guess who got another role…

*squees like a mofo*

Yupp, I’ve been booked for another (quite big) project at the end of this month!! Can you tell how excited I am about that??

But enough of me, how about you? Did you buy Beautiful Bastard yet?

http://www.amazon.com/Beautiful-Bastard-Christina-Lauren/dp/1476730091

You never forget the man who popped your cherry,

May I introduce you to Robert Laby?

And yes, I would sorta do him…

Now onto the only and only I would not just sort of do but definitly do…

LOOK AT THAT CHEEKY GRIN ON HIS FACE! *salivates*

Oh Roberto… I’d let you do anything you wanted to me with a look like that on the face (ok, fine; with any look on your face really).

Am I just horny or is it the Robeffect??

]]> http://thecoldshower.wordpress.com/2013/02/10/all-roberts-are-hot/feed/ 2 Bleriana 531717_4086189883133_1558570789_n 19722_509704992401556_1818806276_n http://thecoldshower.wordpress.com/2013/02/06/oh-dang/ http://thecoldshower.wordpress.com/2013/02/06/oh-dang/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:01:57 +0000 Bleriana http://thecoldshower.wordpress.com/?p=8201 Continue reading »

I came across this picture on FB and twitter yesterday and my mouth dropped open and I started salivating all over my keyboard…

Only to find out that this is not Rob…
The image of him being this man got my mental cinema juices flowing though… I could pretty much picture him in a leather jacket, riding a bike and doing all those things bad boys do… kwIm?

On a happier note:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE HOTTEST MEN AROUND THE GLOBE AND THE NUMBER 2 ON MY “Celebs I’m allowed to phuck”-list – CRISTIANO RONALDO!

Can’t believe he is turning 28 already this year! How time passes! =O

 

]]>

^^Pretty much sums it up…

I kind of wanna draw myself into this… Who knows where exactly I’d be doing that and just what I would do to Rob?? *wink wink*

Oh baby, where’s all that your sexy hair? Don’t worry, I’d still do ya…

The guy on the bike seems pretty fascinated by him too!

Call the Vatikan, we’ll have some serious cases of immaculate conception going on…

What if I found a way to go back to posting every day instead of once in like 3 months?

The only condition would be that I post 1 or more pictures of Rob with a pervy thought of mine to it and hope that you guys can jump in on this train of thought with me…

Because tbh it’s what happens EVERY DAY when I look at a (new) pic of Rob but I’m like “I can’t just post something thaaat short… I need more to blog about.” so I wait until I think I have more, but in the end I loose track. Ya know what I mean?

So let’s begin today with one of the pictures that I can’t get outta my head anymore:

Sooo….

Can I be the bike or…?

Rob on a bike got not only the wheels spinning but my head too,

p.s. Chapter 3 of my fanfic >Just Say Yes< is live. You can read it here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8889152/3/Just-Say-Yes

So today, Chapter 3 of my fanfic “Just Say Yes” is posting.

I decided to name it “Million Dollar Baby” after my favourite fanfic by clpsuperstar aka C.L. Parker.

Now this is where it gets exciting:

MILLION DOLLAR BABY IS GOING TO BE PUBLISHED AS A BOOK!!!

*squeals like a mofo*

You can read all about it here:

http://cl-parker.blogspot.de/2013/02/supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.html

Yeah, so this is basically the reason why I am sooo damn excited and happy and proud and just generally have a lot of feels going on… Honestly… I can’t even begin to explain how awesome this is!

And yes, I’ll keep you updated on when you can finally pre-order it

Until then, just to remind you why this story is so fucking great:

http://thecoldshower.wordpress.com/colossal-level-of-hot/

http://thecoldshower.wordpress.com/2010/09/20/im-hooked/

Cold Shower anyone?

p.s. UPDATE: By now Chapter 3 is live. You can read it here http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8889152/3/Just-Say-Yes

p.p.s. Robalicious blogpost coming tomorrow… This one is going to be good, trust me

Yesterday I saw a picture on FB.

So far, so good.

Sadly I didn’t save it and thus can’t share it with you all, but it was basically a picture of a couple (supposedly Rob and a longhaired brunette; said brunette was topless btw) making out in a car like Kstew and Rupert Sanders teenagers.

To adress those rumours: I FUCKING TOLD ROB THOSE DAMN PAPS WOULD CATCH US!

I’m sorry you girls found out this way, but it’s true:

The reason I have been absent so much lately is because I’ve been banging Rob…

.

.

.

in my dreams *le sigh*. And not even there…

UPDATE: While writing this post, @Lemon_Kitten send this to moi:

—

Now that we have threated this topic, let’s move onto another one that I am kind of excited to discuss with you all.

In case you didn’t know yet: I joined the Fanfic-writers out there. (link to my fanfic Just Say Yes is on the sidebar in case you’re interested)

Thus, I am even dirtier and overthinking sentences in the original Twilight books in a whole new day.

And thus I think that this sentence is sorta the reason there’s sexay fanfic if you ask me…

This is kinda hard for me to admit to you guys but… I did feel like SM put all the pervy thoughts she had into this one sentence… all the things she was too afraid to say out loud or admit to. Because she is a mormon, and mormons don’t have sex. Unless they wanna make babies… Ok I don’t know that for a fact but yeah…

No, but honestly now. Am I the only one that thought this statement by our Eddie boy was all kinds of sexy in an innocent type of way? I mean innocence can be sexy aswell, can’t it?

And I think in the end this is why fanfic is written in the first place. There was potential in there. And I am not only talking about the fade to black, but about the obvious sexy-times directed sentences that would usually come out of Eddies mouth because Bella just wanted to have sex, the whore.

So yes, this is my theory about it. Pretty sure someone has already said it but I needed to get it off my chest aswell…

I want to bang Robward more and more each day,