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I already mentioned some kind of RL problems in the blogpost for the premiere of the Naturally Charlie video and I kind of want to back it up on facts.
First of all though, I want to tell you guys that this is not meant for you to pity me nor do I want to host a pity party in here. I simply feel like you are my extended family and I heard you’re supposed to share the trouble you have with your fam cause venting is good… Or so they say…
Now, let the personalness begin:
- As you know, I’ve been desperately trying to find a legit job for quite a while now and still had to do a lot of application writing to do as soon as I got back from vacation with the family. Which basically meant about 5 hours a day on the laptop. And when I was not writing applications, I was busy reading and writing.
- As you all know aswell, the whole driver’s licence deal is going to kill me. I’ve switched my driving instructor because I can’t sit in a car with someone who thinks that it’d be better for me to travel by public means of transport rather than drive my own car and who tells my sister behind my back that he doesn’t think I will ever get the driver’s licence (“if I don’t get that switch in my head off which causes the stress I generally seem to feel” though this part was later on added by my sis which makes me wonder if this is just some damage control move on her side). Truth be told: I CAN fucking drive, just not with him. Apparantly my body has a will of it’s own when I am being yelled at (also known as act of defiance).
AND I have actually sought out professional help because of said stress. We’ll see if it works. - Something you guys don’t know yet, is that my mum’s been struggeling with too high blood pressure and thus I had the duty of constantly checking it and reporting back to her doc. It’s been chewing on my nerves quite a bit because after all the distaster with dad (we had a small car accident on the way to our vacation destiny because he got unconscious right when we got out of the highway and we hit one of the guard rails; nothing happened thankfully, besides the driver’s door being dented). Seems like in the end, both of them will be hypertensive and in need of meds to keep it in check.
- The 28th of September has kinda been a terrible date for me because the boy I like to call my first love (The story is sooo long, that I might need to dedicate a whole blogpost to it. Lemme know if you wanna year me whine about unrequited love?) celebrated his 22nd birthday and it was his 6th birthday without me by his side. And it made me realize that it’s been 6 and a half years that I’ve suffered for him and that the end is not yet in sight.
- I know you’re all gonna get my ass for this, because it makes it seem like I am blaiming you for something, but I AM SOOO NOT, ok? I AM NOT BLAMING ANY OF YOU. BUT fact is, I’ve felt quite frustrated with myself for being such a terrible, horrible blogger. I mean I used to blog EVERYDAY back in the day, cut it down to EVERY OTHER DAY so I’d have a bit more free time for the other stuff occupying my mind and time but I can’t even make that! It’s like you had a hobby you LOVED doing once but you can’t find the time to do it anymore so you get superfrustrated because you miss it. Know what I mean? I wanna get back to that. And I hope I will soon! Even though the next project is already lined up and I need to get started on it on Monday…
- I’ve sorted through my “Downloads” folder and holy damn hell was it full of porn. It took me 3(!!!) days to transfer the pictures, gifs and everything else I had in the accurate folders (I am kinda OCD-ish like that) and know exactly where to search for Robp0rn, normal p0rn and gifs now! SUCCESS!
Speaking of Robp0rn, normal p0rn and gifs…
Enough of the whining and bitching and stuff. Writing it down and expressing my feelings actually did me REALLY good. Weird but true.
You know what would lift my mood even more now? Looking at some Robp0rn fucking finally because I’ve missed it more than Edward misses his daily dose of his personal brand of heroin (see what I did there?)
LET THE ROBP0RNSPAMMING BEGIN!!
Today’s theme: A cartoon describing the daily life of a Robperv… Enjoy!
Things I will ask Rob the next time we meet:
And because I’m a lady, I might consider this option:
And because Rob is a man he will react like this…
And because this is a far more realistic reaction for him to have:
And because I still need something to daydream about:
And because I love it when he touches his hair (and I desperately wish I was the one doing it):
And because I have seriously no clue wtf Rob is doing in this picture and need someone to fill me in:
Okay so… wtf was Rob doing last night and why was I not invited to the party?
hmmm…i think he’s opening a bottle…..maybe?
I feel compelled to tell you that if you want a drivers license, you should get one, but I take public transportation everywhere, and don’t mind it. I get to read more that way.
Also, in an effort to get you to post more. I’ve been wanting to tell you how much I appreciate you sharing your book and movie recs. I read The Lucky One by Nicholas Sparks, because of YOU and loved it. I recently watched the movie with Mr. Efron and…holy. Motherf*ing. christ. He was unbelievable in it!! The shower scene alone is worth buying the DVD for. He can come “walk my dog” any time he wants. So thank you for that. I downloaded some of the songs in the movie too. Loved it. Love you.
Last, certainly not least. Who the hell gave Rob power tools?? Seriously, what is he doing? I am going to take two guesses.
1. A cool new dog bed for Bear.
2. A padded Hot Pocket fort.
Sweet B, I’ve always counted myself as one of your most ardent (and oldest!) supporters. Don’t make any excuses…and stop worrying…just blog and post and tweet and porn whenever RL allows you to. When RL kicks your butt, just holler and we will have your back,, front and anywhere else you need.
PS Your parents are probably around my age. They should be responsible for their own health issues. You are far too young to get dragged into their mess
xx
You’re gonna make it, baby, really! I’m older, probs not much wiser, but lived thru much…and it will get better…breathe, sweetie, coz you CAN fucking drive, AND get a great job (you are a fantastic writer-super “voice” in the written word) & you are obviously an awesome daughter to be so concerned about the ‘rents! You have also made a lot of Robhoors very VERY happy…we don’t mind waiting for RL…coz your posts are ALWAYS worth it…example? This post! mmmmwow!
p.s., whining is allowed among the fam! I shall now whine about how Rosenberg has once again concluded that a bagillion fans who loved the books are total idiots coz she can write it much better than SM-oh, reallly??????? I will never get over the greenhouse scene, the meadow(?)/mountaintop(?)-WTF?scene, or the post-Jacob kiss she’s not even crying scene, and ditto the Edward was never in a headlock & Bella never cut herself & she kissed him all over but this is a better movie so I’ll make it my way scene…oh, sorry….i got carried away….now there’ll be a never was a fight scene? WTF? Thanks for letting me vent too!
I follow you on Twitter as well….so worth it!
Hey B, thats what happens when you grow up. RL is a bitch sometimes. You have a full plate, donnt fret, ok. I know you miss it. But we will always be here for you. We all understand. Especially me. I have a job. Part time at store, so i have been epic fail on my reading and its only been a week. Good luck with your job search.
P.S. robb looks like he is drilling a table. For what, ive no clue. (Hey Rob, if you need something to drill, im right here. No need to kill the table.)
LMAO!!! Oh Shay, I knew someone was going to beat me to the ‘drilling’ joke!!!
First of all, you know you can tell anything and let off steam with us.
. So I “fired” him.
You were right to abandon your driving instructor: there’s nothing worse than having a “teacher” that takes your self-esteem. And yelling while you are driving is the worst. Have a professional by your side. My father tried to help me with driving lessons but was a bad idea! A friend told me that father scream and make us nervous, and I told him: If you yell at me, we´ll stop these lessons. “No, I won´t yell”. LOL, he meant it, but he yelled
I hope you have good luck with your work and your parents´ health.
Thanks for sharing your rob-porn *drools*. And about your broken heart … Tell us about it, sometimes it’s good to share those things and remove them from within.
A hug and hope everything goes better.
Ble…if writing about hings that are getting on your nerves makes you feel better…don´t think about it twice and write them down! it helps, it really helps you know that we will be there to listen!
You did a great think changing instructors…I´m a english teacher and I know you can´t scream at students if you want them to do things right! they got nrevous as hell! and of course you are going to get your drivers license! I can feel it!
About what Rob is doing with a screwdriver…I don´t know but power tools and beer plus any kind of male specimen only means trouble!
Hugs and good vibes from Spain!
oh lovie, i had no idea that things were this crazy in your RL. of course my own life is nuts too, you would think my children returning to school that i would some time back, um, no. i hope everything with your mom gets better, remember to tell her that you love her every chance you get. the boy situation and the job situation, i’m flipping them off for both of you. and don’t get me started with the things i plan to do to that ass of a driving instructor that you had.
think positive, think pervy, you are the original VPP after all
miss you like crazy, i finally caught up with adri the other day
if i find anything boy boy good, i’ll send your way
love you! j
B!!! It’s time to leave the first love in the past and look forward to what life brings you in the love dept.
Patience in the job arena but make GOOD use of your time until then! Write!
B,
We all love you so and are so willing to be your ear regarding your RL. Please feel that you can rant about anything. Everyone has drama in adult life but we get through the challenges and go on after ranting for a while. All normal. . Life has given me multiple headaches on so many levels. Sometimes it’s hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Fire that damn driver’s instructor and ask for one that has some manners and professionalism. You have rights!! And you care about your parents but you can’t “take care” of them totally. You love them and being there if they need help is all that you can do. You have your life to live and plenty of it ahead of you. Job hunting? Are you working now at something? Ask for help with it. You are talented in so many ways. Look at all of your followers. You are the piped piper of perviness! You make my day when you post! I simply love you to pieces.
At your young age you will have many loves in your future. The first one is always special in your heart. The ones that follow will bring gifts to your life, romance, love and perviness too. =)
hey hon rob is carving his name on a table at someone’s house (it’s a tradition) saw it over at Robsessed. Hope things are getting better for you and would like to hear the story about your first love; we all have one, right? Have been a robninja forever and want you to know I appreciate all the work you put into this and love you and all the robh00rs here
It is a power drill. He is using it to carve his name into the table. The girl who posted the picture said this is a custom/tradition of the establishment/bar/home/I don’t know where it was taken.
I don’t know why they use a drill to carve into wood (guess they never heard the motto “use the right tool for the right job!”), but I imagine it gets the job done!