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Ola senh00ras all around the globe.
It’s been a long LOOONG while since I’ve posted and for that I wanna apologize. Before my holidays I scheduled some posts but sadly not enough. Mainly because I hoped I could get my hands on a laptop in the meantime. Which did not quite happen. And posting from my mobile phone is a serious bitch.
But now that I’m back let us talk about the stuff that happened while I was gone. Well everything except the drama.
Let’s start with Robs seriously fucking hot “Comeback” after what I like to call “The most stupid thing a woman has ever done”. I’m sure you all have seen the pictures by now. If not you’re a terrible RPattz fan because everyone and their cat has seen those pics by now…
Anyway, Rob proved once more that he is the hottest male on earth and that it is actually a crime for him to be a bachelor and not have an equally as hot chick by his side (of course I’m talking about me here).
Said hotness continued through all of the Cosmopolis promo. More than once, I was hypnotized by the sexhair. Where has Rob been hiding it all along?
The appearance on MTV… Well I have more to comment on that than Rob’s unlucky hand at choosing something to wear but let’s look at the pic first and check if you notice something, before I tell you what I have noticed.
Tater, your shoes look like there’s tonsa dust on them. Purpose or did ya walk through the desert to get to the show??
Liz, my dear dear Liz, as long as you’re not running a campagne to become a dominatrix in an upcoming movie (or maybe you actually want to be submissive Ana?) you should not wear a leather-dress. I don’t care wheather it’s trés chic right now. Leather should only be worn by the 2 people described 2 sentences before. You’re welcome.
I’m gonna skip the paragraph about the trailer because WTF WAS THAT BS EVEN ABOUT? First we get a teaser of the teaser trailer, only to get the teaser trailer at the VMA’s and then get the “real trailer” on yahoo like 2 days later…? Uhm… yeah.
And don’t even get me started on my disappointment in the Edward styling area.
At least it seems like we’ll get an actual fight in the movie (it kinda pissed me off there was none in the books).
Where was I? Oh yeah, Rob is seriously fucking hot. But you know what else he is? He is supersweet and caring. Him participating in the STAND UP 2 CANCER charity event shows me exactly that. It fills me with great happiness to see someone use his fame to make people aware of something that is so important.
So now that we got the Rob part covered, is anyone interested in MY summer adventures? =P
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Is that a “no comment” or the effect of Rob? lol
Um, in answer to your question: NO.
I lied!!!!!! Of course I want to know what you’ve been up to all summer! Hit us with a post, why dontcha?
Oh, and yeah, I hadn’t noticed TayTay’s shoes, but now you’ve pointed them out…. Sheesh!
Do I get a medal for being the first to comment? *bats lashes*
CC x
I wouldn’t even have been offended. I mean it wasn’t that interesting to begin with… It was just pervy (as usual)
Idk why I noticed it, but when I did, I couldn’t stop looking at them… lol
You actually get a trophy!!
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B so glad you’re back!!! And you came back with a bang!! Great post! I learned during this whole thing that Rob has class and a heart. So glad to see him out and about. He looks good and seems happy and I think that’s all us h00rs want.
Sooo glad to be back! I missed you all hugely!
And what is a comeback if not with a bang?
It was great to see Rob act the way he did. It showed what we knew all these years… He is a wonderful human being. And that’s all everyone needs to know.
I just wish the drama would go away for BOTH of them. She made the biggest mistake in her personal life in front of God and everybody, but her career shouldn’t be affected like it has.
Rob is looking sofa king amazing right now, and I too was so proud that he is putting himself out there.
Can’t wait to hear about what you’ve been up to!!
I have to admit that I’ve did a superb job in staying out of the drama so far. But I am not that sure how long I will be able to keep up this status. That being said, I would highly appreciate the drama stoping altogether. Yes she made a mistake and while I think she is stupid for making said mistake, I don’t care about anything else.
He is, isn’t he? Super Sofa King Amazing. I salivated the whole time…
Oh it will be pervyyy…
Where in the hell have you been? The Robsten world has fallen apart and no words from you??!! Gah!!! LOL.
Shit happens, while the rest of the world thinks ” What in the HELL was she thinkin??” He was running his promo tour looking quite yummy. (Damn)
Glad your back, dont go away so long next time.
Actually, even if I had been here I wouldn’t have said anything about it. After all I have always been a “I don’t give a Crapsten”… lol
Oh yes he was… The yummiest I have seen him in quite a while… *le salivate*
I can’t promise anything but I will try to be a good h00r next time =D
Of course!! I want to hear about your summer adventures!!! Btw Bleriana, PLEASE don’t EVER stop blogging! You make me LMFAO! Taylor’s shoes, OMG…your comment about them and the desert…I needed that laugh! You follow me on twitter and instagram and have liked a few of my pics. SO glad I found you!
xoxo
@AprilLynette
Hiya April!
Then so be it! You shall hear about my pervy adventures.
Awww… Thanks hon! I don’t intend to stop blogging for as long as I can help it!
Is it weird that I am thinking of stuff like that? hahaha Seemed like the most logic explanation to me… lol
So glad we have found each other then babes!
xoxo
Welcome back B:) Yes Rob is looking so HOT lately!!! I know Kristen has got to be regretting what she did. yes we want to know what you have been up to!
Thanks! Rob always looks hot, but lately? OFF THE CHARTS SOFA KING HAWT! If she didn’t I would honestly doubt her sanity. Js.
And know you shall!
Gee. You may have been doing your part in a movie that you happened to snatched a part??? Am I right??? Give it up.
Taylor’s shoes are a light grey suede. A fashionista statement. Here I was checking for peen action. Well? Blame me?
Rob has been hotter than hot. He is being more careful with his clothes after the drama. Loved him in all of his interviews. Especially on Jimmy Kimmel where he was extra hot!
Kstew looked awful at her premier. She has lost a lot of weight and looked so sad and distraught. Her smiles were all an act. I feel bad for them both. So many things that I could say that has been said a million times. Only thing that matters is they both learn from this. Together or apart. What amazes me is that Rob will walk the red carpet with her in November. What a guy!
What do you mean hon? *confused B*
I thought the same but it still ended up looking more like dirt than suede material. *gasp* You h00r! I am proud of ya! =P
Can’t agree more with you bb. On all aspects.
Couldn’t have said any of it better actually. =D