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I have not yet recovered from watching those fuckhawt movies last night so bear with me, will you? What I am experiencing today are the effects of Robgasm, followed by a Tatumgasm and crowned by a Gosgasm… So forgive me if I can’t really give you a good review on the movies…
COSMOPOLIS
Cosmopolis was confusing tbh. I didn’t understand much of the storyline. Possibly because I haven’t read the book… But Rob’s performance was outstanding and his hotness? SKYROCKETED INTO THE STRATOSPHERE… or smth… lol
During the whole movie I was all like “This movie was supposed to be about something else other than Robs great performance and hotness right? RIGHT?” lol.
I’ll possibly never find out the answer to that question.
MAGIC MIKE
Is it really necessary that I talk about this movie? As if Channing Tatum shacking his wienerpiece is not reason enough to go watch it. Alright, the storyline is… ok, I guess. Didn’t really pay TOO MUCH attention to it tbh. The rest though? Awesome! Great dancing, great men, great bodies!
I’ve never wanted a bachelorette party, let alone a stripper, but after this movie I def want one… I’ll just imagine it’s Channing… Much like I will pretend my husband is Rob when we get it on…
CRAZY STUPID LOVE
Ryan. Gosling. Nuff said.
Ok I shall say a few more sentences. Ryan being a playboy is just… UNGGG! I’ve seen him be a badass in Drive, the sweet guy next door in The Notebook and a desperate man in Blue Valentine, but they all have nothing on PlayboyGos!
Also a big plus: Emma Stone is in it. And she is fucking awesome. Love that chick to pieces!
Oh, Oh, Oh! And there’s a scene where the Gos is half nekkid. Well just his *ahem* is covered… *thud*
Three movies that couldn’t be more different from one another. But they all had the same effect in the end. Make me a blabbering mess… *sigh*
A threesome with Rob, Channing and Ryan would be awesome,
p.s. I have something important to share with you h00rs and a favour to ask regarding a very dear twitter friend of mine and fellow Twilight-fan:
Some of you might know about Jess’s (@Cullenbanger9) situation already, and the other’s who don’t will know now. She is seriously ill and needs our love and support. You can read the whole story here:
Jess’s Battle, OUR war!
Please consider donating! No matter if money or prayers and positive thoughts!
I know she will appreciate it a lot!
Great movie reviews. I cannot wait to see Magic Mike and Cosmopolis. You are right about Crazy, Stupid. Love. Great movie!!!
Having seen magic Mike, I can totally get behind what you’re saying about the plot. Plot? What plot? Could it have hurt that girl to have smiled a couple of times?
As a full on Rob h00r, I can also understand why you would forget there was an actual movie going on and focus on Rob’s hotness. I’m sure when (if) I ever get the chance to see Cosmopolis, I’ll have the same attention deficit.
However, I have never seen the allure of Ryan Gosling. I don’t get it all.
great post! not a terrific fan of either Channing Tatum or Ryan Gosling though. i do plan on seeing Magic Mike when it hits video but not before that. the man i’m waiting to see onscreen is none other than our beautiful Rob. i imagine his film will be awesome. (i did read the book and can’t wait to see it in the theatre.) again, great post!!
Yes. Three great movies. Magic Mike left me an aroused haze and unable to sleep. If Cosmoplis is EVER SHOWN in our state. (Oregon) then I will be drooling but I like him less clean cut than Eric Parker. The book is a rather difficult read so it’s a hard one to pull off. Anxious to see it. But I also don’t respond to Ryan Gosling… not at all… but give me Rob and Channing anyday along with a few 50 Shades legible men. And Yes. They are talking either a Sequel or Prequel to Magic Mike.
This is why women are never happy with there men, cause they expect men to be just like the guys in “the movies”
Hi, Bleriana
Thanks for the post. Of these 3 movies, I only watched “crazy, stupid love”. I loved it!! Funny, very funny. I laughed a lot, I remember de Twilight joke, and that Ryan Goosling hot scene, you know, when he takes out his shirt, and the comment Emma says made me laugh.
About Jess, I just read about her story and it makes me sad. I´ll try to donate. As a doctor, it makes me very sad that people didn´t get properly care, I think it´s a primary right. Here in my country thing are getting worse for all people, but I will struggle (as many health professionals) for keeping a decent standard of care… sorry for this rambling.
Arrghh, one of my co-workers at Dish was just telling me this morning that Magic Mike is one of the best movies she has ever watched. I feel absolutely ridiculous that I haven’t watched Magic Mike or Cosmopolis! In truth, I just wait until movies go to DVD and then I get them through Blockbuster @Home since I only pay a flat fee every month. The best part is that because there are no late fees, I can watch a movie as many times as I want, and return it whenever I’m ready for another. I’ve recently been on a Ryan Gosling kick, so I’ve added every single film he’s ever been in to my queue. I just finished Crazy-Stupid-Love, and I have to agree that smooth-player Gosling is undeniably attractive. Next on my list is Ides of March, and I can’t wait because I’ve been a fan of George Clooney for forever!