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It’s Wednesday again! And do you know what that means? Screw humpday… It mean’s Robp33n Wednesday!!
Our very own h00rfessor of p33nology Stephanie will lead you through this day!
“I want to say yes just so nervous to dissapoint, give me a day to think on it but most likely will try, if I suck u can fire me.” -Stephanie on her new joboffer.
My answer? “We all know you suck exceptionally well, thus you are offered this job in the first place.”
PLEASE ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU’RE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AND NOT AT WORK ATM! I’M SERIOUS!
Even if I wanted to I don’t think I could come up with anything witty or funny to write because lets face it h00rs….Rob has fucked with our brains the last week or so. I’m literally a drooling bumbling idiot and there’s nothing I can do about it. All I’ve been doing is staring and wondering how in the fuck someone can do what this man does. Seriously, I mean, how can anyone take me from a giddy smiley innocent Fangirl that just wants to hug him because he’s so cute to a sultry, sexcrazed cougar that wants to do very, VERY bad things to him the next…the boy is gifted!!!
So this week, there is nothing funny, and unfortunately there is no p33n…but there is plenty of pretty!!
Day 1 – Cannes :
This is so excited; we’ve only seen him here and there lately, finally, finally we are going to get some quality time with our…OMG THERE HE IS, HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS GOOD…
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Day 2 – Portugal:
Phew, Cannes was amazing, I dont possibly think we can get a better look from Rob, I mean damn, did you see him…WOAH, mmmmmm
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Day 3 – Paris
OK, theres no way he can do it to me again, I need a break, one person can only take so much hotness…OH FUCK ME…
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Day 4 – Germany
Whats my name again, and what was I supposed to do today, I dont know, I think i have on two different shoes and might be wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants, today is the day, it cant be as good, he’s gonna look tired, or have a big booger, or…REALLY, REALLY, FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK
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Day 5, I think, I’m not sure if I remember how to count – London Q&A’s
Well, this is it, I may need to be medicated, I dont think i own clean panties anymore, my vag hasnt stopped whimpering I think she has larengitis, this man is going to be the death of…THUD
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Day…oh who the hell knows anymore -Toronto
At this point, there are no more words…
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As I sit here tonight writing this, its hard to describe my feelings, my thoughts, they are kind of all over the place…
Sorry ladies, I just dont have any words to say right now, oh, except this…
TEAM FUCKING TOOTHPICK!!!!!!!
Toothpick!! Gah! I could see our boy getting tired as the days pass. Poor baby. I know Shannon got a LOT of RobButt from this past week. The girl could hardly function. And he won best kiss at the MMA’s. I didn’t even watch because he wasn’t able to show. Oh well there’s always next year?? Speaking of next year, our boy is going to be super busy. I think I read somewhere that he’s got like 5 movies lined up. How will we survive all the pretty?
Oh, to gaze upon such Robiliciousness this morning!!! Wonderful post. Loved all the pictures. Another amazing update!!!
H00r going going gone……. flatline
I’m OVERDOSED ON our man! You have brightened my day immensely!! I’ve watching my son play a video game and now I’m totally sucked in and aroused by the pretty’s prettiness, his grin, his smirk, his smoky looks, his somber pensive pose, his EVERYTHING. Thought I saw a p33n shot as well. Photo #8 in the German group of pics. Cucumbers are my friends.
Every week should be as Rob-tacular as this past week was!
Team Toothpick FTW!!! Love this complete Cosmopolis coverage!!!
Speechless…….he never disappoints………….so gorgeous!!! He simply owned Cannes!! Rob, we’re so proud of you!!!!!!
oh my GOD! Funny! ‘Team Fucking Toothpick!’ Hilarious! Yeah…he is a lovely looking man and seems completely ingenuous.
I was completely entertained by this post! Not to mention my computer almost melted! ROTFLMAO! Team Toothpick! Woot! Woot!
I blame Rob for my lack of productivity at work and home for the past two weeks but HOW I LOVED overdosing on the Pretty. I enjoyed all the pics, and videos but to get to see him in TO was a highlight in my life!! There are no words to describe how perfect he is!!!
Loved your post! The captions were perfect (LMFAO!) and the photos were a very, very pleasant distraction. Rob is such a gorgeous creature, inside and out – mere words cannot describe how perfect he is in every single way. He owned Cannes, just like he owns all our hearts . . . totally and completely. Team Toothpick is awesome! So glad he dropped the smoking habit and picked up a new oral fixation. I’ve never wanted to be a toothpick or a lollipop more in my entire life ;-p
so dead so fucking dead , what’s my name???????,still diyinggg
so lovely!