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My dear h00rs,
it’s our boy’s 26th anniversary of his birth today, aren’t you excited?
I am sort of sad actually. Mainly because I can’t be there to give him the present I would really want to give him.
That being said, I really hope Rob does get some birthday smexin tonight, even though I can’t be there and may all the other wishes he has for this magical day come true!
Since today is mother’s day aswell, I want to take the time to thank Dolores and Clare for creating the two most beautiful creatures in this world! Cristiano Ronaldo and Robert Pattinson. Thank you ladies for getting it on with your husbands so many years ago and for raising these two men!
I also want to thank my mum who brought me into this world for doing… well just that. And for raising me. And all the stuff that accompanied it. Thanks for everything mom.
In general I want to say… Happy Mother’s day to all the moms out there! Thanks for everything you do! <3
Celebration times c’mon! CELEBRATE!
Thanks go to all the moms for slapping ugly’s and producing such wonderful people such as all my h00rs here and our dear sweet Rob. That woman deserves a crown! Speaking of which, did anyone see the pics of Rob as a toddler with his mom. She has him on a leash! *sweeps dirty thoughts of an adult Rob wearing leash away* It just makes me think of how much trouble lil Rob had to get into to earn it. LOL Lord knows I’ve been tempted to put my holy terror on one myself.
Hahhahahahahahahaha I ACTUALLY HAVE!!!!!! We could not go anywhere with zach. He was all over the place. So when i saw one in the baby section at walmart i got it. Best 10 bucks i ever spent.
B, you give your momma extra kisses from us. She has raised a well rounded daughter who we all love and adore. Im wishing all the moms a happy mothers day and a happy robs birthday too.
I am blowing kisses to all those mothers out there that got busy and brought all you beautiful women into the world. Ladies, keep being fabulous!
B, thank you for all that you do for us. xxx