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Do you remember how I’d usually post pictures of Rob with the pick-up line in it every other Friday? This Friday I’ve decided to turn it around.
I’ll give you the pick-up line and you go ahead and find the picture that could go along with it?
No matter if from tumblr, your personal stach of Robp0rn or google.
Just leave the pictures of your choice in the comments below or e-mail me at thecoldshower@yahoo.com and by tomorrow I will have them up here so we can enjoy them together.
Ready for the worst pick-up lines in history? Here we go!
- I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
- Are you a magnet because im attracted to you.
- Baby, my ears are cold . Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
Rob better have better one’s in RL,

Quick PSA:
In case you’re wondering about my lack of posts and my general suckiness as the h00rette de la TCS, it’s not because I suck in general (which I do but that’s a different story) or do not care about the blog anymore but because I’m currently in the process of writing my first fanfic. No idea if I’ll ever get it finished or even publish it (in that case I’ll probs do it anonymous anyway) but I can’t get the damn story outta my head so I had to put pen to paper and write it… It will probs suck anyway… lol
Good luck with the writing, B! I am in awe of anyone with the imagination to write! Please share!
Same here. Thats a talent i dont have. Good luck B.
Oh shush Shay! I bet you could do it aswell!
You read so much. Sometime it will spark an idea =)
I might. Can’t promise you anything at this point tbh!
I praise anyone brave enough to put themselves out there, put their thougths on paper and let people read it. I can’t wait to see what you create.
I really hope I’ll be brave enough to share. Putting myself out there is something I usually only do via blogposts =)
LOL, BB, last one pick-up line made me laugh!
. Sorry, I have no time to do a thorough research of Robporn 
About you writing a fanfic… oh, please, don´t do it anonymous… Oh, yes, I did it, I used a different nickname because I was tons of ashamed about publishing my thoughts, and I still blush when I write a lemon. But don´t do like me! There is a lot of good fics people don´t know… Why don´t you publish it here, in the blog, as you said the other day ( I read your post in my phone but I hate write in it)? Or why don´t you give us the possibility of reading your story in Fanfiction? Think about it, ok?
¡Besos!
You’d get lost in the Robp0rnlabyrinth wouldn’t you?? =P
You should only preach what you do yourself babes! =P
Naaw but it might be too embarassing… And never on the blog… omg that would be even more embarassing.
Imagine Rob stumbling across Robp33n Wednesday and reading my bad Edwardp0rn aswell! lol
Don’t publish your fanfic anonymously! We want to read it too!
I might decide on just sending it out to the ppl that are interested in it… roflmao!
Now I’m really curious about your story!!!
Please, take your time,’cause I wanna read it!!!!;) And good luck!;)
So far I’m 4 full chapters in and 5 is in the works.
Sadly, plot bunny 2 is calling for attention more often than plot bunny 1 is… roflmao!