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It’s Wednesday again! And do you know what that means? Screw humpday… It mean’s Robp33n Wednesday!!

Our very own h00rfessor of p33nology Stephanie will lead you through this day!

“I want to say yes just so nervous to dissapoint, give me a day to think on it but most likely will try, if I suck u can fire me.” -Stephanie on her new joboffer.

My answer? “We all know you suck exceptionally well, thus you are offered this job in the first place.”

PLEASE ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU’RE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AND NOT AT WORK ATM! I’M SERIOUS!

Its 10:00 pm had a long day at work directly followed by daughter’s softball practice. Got home around 9 and just finished dinner, yeah, does that give you any idea how random this post is gonna be?! I’m gonna fail you ladies again, I apologize in advance!! But my brain is only holding on to a few facts from today, ready? Here goes…

First up a quick thank you to everyone for all the prayers and wishes for my son; his brain is all clear which is obviously a huge relief and I cant tell you how much I appreciate everyone’s support, you all helped me get through a very hard time and I can’t thank you enough!!

Next up – I have some amazing friends!! They surprised me today by telling me they got me tickets for an upcoming sold out Maroon 5 show and we all know how I feel about Adam Levine!! I’m squeeeeee’ng and the show is a month away. But I will be mere inches from this…

Stand by for Adam p33n in 3…2…1…

Did I mention he’s single now??!! I’m cuming for you Adam!!!

And lastly, I had to do Sexual Harassment in the workplace training today; and I passed (after 3 attempts) but I thought maybe Rob could help me show you all things I learned you’re not supposed to do/say today…

Excuse me Rob, I dropped my pencil, can you bend over and pick it up for me....oh yeah baby, just like that!

mmmm, I love the way you handle your big...water bottle

I'm gonna need you and your tongue to stay late and help me with a project...in my pants!

You know what you have to do to get this employee of the month award dont you? thats right, take your pants off and I'll give you an oral presentation!!

Now look closely at this porn because in a minute we're going to do what they're doing

Today is opposite day in the office, and i'm just getting started with your dick!

Next time you sit on my desk your zipper better be open!

Smiling at me like this is punishable by blowjob!! Now whip it out and put it in my mouth if you want to keep your job!!

hmmm, your remind me of someone...meet me in my
office in 5 minutes...and when your in there I'm going to call you Christian and your gonna fuck me... hard!!

New dress code goes into affect today...green pants and hard ons for all!!!

Ever see the movie Horrible Bosses?  Yeah, that would totally be me…just sayin!!

OK, now its 11 pm, and I dont even think i’m making sense anymore, time for this tired h00r to shut up and go to bed!

But before I go and for no other reason than this post being totally random, oh and because everytime i see this pic i convulse…here’s Pfach!!  Sweet dreams!!

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