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It’s Wednesday again! And do you know what that means? Screw humpday… It mean’s Robp33n Wednesday!!
Due to some RL trouble my wifey Stephs had to give over today’s post to moi. Please send some positive thoughts and prayers her way!
“I want to say yes just so nervous to dissapoint, give me a day to think on it but most likely will try, if I suck u can fire me.” -Stephanie on her new joboffer.
My answer? “We all know you suck exceptionally well, thus you are offered this job in the first place.”
PLEASE ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU’RE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AND NOT AT WORK ATM! I’M SERIOUS!
Todays post was brought to you by the pervs over at TCS Mafia. And their love for having fun every time I am away. Like this weekend…
It all started out pretty innocently… A picture of a certain someone that is not even Rob was enough to spark the wildfire…
Ok so now we know... Angie must be with him for his awesome personality and not the size of his peen... But maybe he's a grower and not a shower?
Or as Deborah said…
It’s the throb of the knob that does the job, not the thick of the prick that does the trick.
Anyway, or foreign p33n correspondent Mary informed us that somewhere out there a picture of Leo diCaprio could be found aswell. I guess loads of h00rs started a search party for said pic then but who if not Mary herself would be able to find it?
— Leo circa 1998
And that’s when the TCS GIRLS GONE WILD started (are you thinking what I’m thinking?). Without it being said aloud, the girls made a competition out of finding Celebp33n. To our mutual satisfaction…
I am not impressed by Jude Law Junior. At all. Why did Sienna keep coming back to this?
James Marsden is ultra hot... Idk what to say about his p33n though *shrugs*
This might be just PFach's nekkid arse, but with A LOT of imagination you can see the p33n danging in between...
Dare I say, that this was almost as good as seeing Rob's p33n? But only ALMOST...
I HAVE SEEN THIS PIC BEFORE YOU ALL DID!!! #TrueStory
Now this, I had not seen yet... To quote resident h00r Shannon: "That thing is just potential waiting to happen!"
The way the Zef checks to see if paps are actually “catching” him eating breakfast nekkid on a glass side balcony made me realize one thing.
I need to set the Zef and Rob up. NO NO NO! Not like that! Hear me out h00rs, hear.me.out.
I want the Zef to teach Rob how to please us ladies (well at least in the “show off your manmeat” department; I am sure Rob can teach him whatever he needs to know in the other departments).
Speaking of Rob… You know how I love saving the best for last right?
Now that I've seen so many celeb peens uncovered, I am simply not satisfied with covered peen anymore... Sowrry girls...
But until the Zef shows Rob how to uncover his p33n in the most spectacular manner, we have to stick with looking at the covered present…
I wanna see the real deal already!!!
I think this is my FAV post ever!!!!!!!! All that delicious potential waiting to happen! Fuck awesome post!
AND IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ASSCANDY IN IT! lol
I am sooo getting that quote on a shirt mk? lol
Thanks Shannon!
*licks, drools and licks again*
Great post wifey!! O.O
*licks, drools and licks again*
Awesome post wifey O.O
*licks, drools and licks again*
Great post wifey O.O
Was it so awesome you had to post a comment thrice? lol
I knew this would end up as a post. And I’m sooooo glad it did. Now I can pull up one post to show to others. LOL. Great, no! Fantastic post B!
Of course it would!! We have to share with our fellow sisterh00rs who are not on the group
Thank you Crystal! *mwah*
Hot damn!!
When you say nsfw, you really mean it, huh?
Anytime you want to post something like this, you go right ahead!
With all of my pervy heart =)
I sure will! Thanks Jen!
This post should come with a warning for shock paddles… I think my heart stopped!! Nice detective work ladies. Bravo. I bow down to you.
Dang! I knew I forgot something while typing the post up
Hope ur heart is alright again! *claps hands for all the detective h00rs*
Ok, heres the thing. I love a good peen but the Zef just has to GO AWAY! Sorry B, but the boy has to shave his pubic hair to make it look big. I just dont like this boy. I have no clue why, i just dont. I have never seen one single movie he has been in and i have no interest.
Maybe he just does not appeal to women 40 – 50. Does anyone feel the same way about him like i do?
OMG SHAY GO AWAY! lol
The Zef is awesome. Your argument is invalid =P
I think ur all alone with this feeling bb… lol
What. A. Great. Post!!!!!!! Love, love, LOVED it!!! Hope Stephanie is okay!
*bows* Thank you Keye. Stephs is alright now! Thankfully it turned out alright =)
Top blog B, epic epic peenage – thanks for helping with my research ;0)
Thank you Saz! We aim to please =)
*snorts* Research… right… *wink wink*
WOW! I’m so glad the link to this post was included in my Leo DiCaprio google alerts today!! Thx for all the p33n pix!
WOHOOO! TCS made it into google alerts! I am slightly proud. And terrified… lol
The best gift in this day. Thanks Bleriana. You’ve turned a painful day in a beautiful p33nis day.
Awwww… Thank you so much bb! That was the nicest thing I’ve heard all day!
Where are these guys “hanging out” that paps can take nekkid pics of them?!? Floppy disks are just not that interesting anyway. I’m sorry but I’d rather preserve the mystery. I don’t wanna see Rob’s naked peen unless we are about to do it LOL! Don’t show your junk to the world, Rob! I’d rather keep spectulating
It’s slightly creepy isn’t it?
Floppy disks? FUNNIEST JIZZTYPE EVER! lol
Problem is, how high are the chances we’ll be in the situation of “doing him”?
Speculating is fun, but I wanna see that p33n before I die!
HAhahahahahaha. This made my night! Where did you h00rs find these pictures?? Best post ever!
Glad it did! I actually make these all by myself so they’re 100% TCS goodness =)
I loved this post, LOL. One could do a lot of work out, but there are things below your waist that can not be changed * shrugs *.
For me, the best of all these pics are undoubtedly Rob´s covered p33n … I feel hot just looking at his hands together … better don´t think about other parts of his anatomy or I´m at risk for combustion * blushes like a virgin *.
Thank you. And thanks for the great music I can listen when I read your blog, Bleriana.
Well maybe in the future we’ll have some surgery? Who knows?
Rob p33n is always great. Whether covered or uncovered (which is slightly greater)
Awwww. Thank you bb! Glad at least someone is liking the playlist
Nice post Bleriana. I so hope we get some nekkid RobPeen in BA…or please send Zef over to have that chat with him…LMAO, hey I’m with you on “We want to see it all already.”
I’m afraid not, because otherwise our sisters would’ve filled us in… =(
On second thought, I probably shouldn’t do that or the “Bleriana is mine” fight will ensue… lol
WE WANNA SEE IT! WE WANNA SEE IT! WE WANNA SEE IT!
now …..sighs, i feelmuchhhh better hehehehehehehe,thanks Bleriana,this is an amazing post, enuff said hehehehehehehehe