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It’s Wednesday again! And do you know what that means? Screw humpday… It mean’s Robp33n Wednesday!!
Our very own h00rfessor of p33nology Stephanie will lead you through this day!
“I want to say yes just so nervous to dissapoint, give me a day to think on it but most likely will try, if I suck u can fire me.” -Stephanie on her new joboffer.
My answer? “We all know you suck exceptionally well, thus you are offered this job in the first place.”
PLEASE ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU’RE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AND NOT AT WORK ATM! I’M SERIOUS!
Thanks kiTT for the title 
It appears I’m at somewhat of a loss for words, I think I was getting to the point where I wasn’t sure when if ever we’d be reunited with Rob’s p33n again, I was giving up hope, and then BAM…
Happy birthday indeed, and his gift for us…he pulled out his paddle and stroked it, showed us his long board, took it out for a dip, got it all wet for us and made it glisten in the sunlight…I don’t even know what to say so lets just drip, I mean drool and lick, I mean look!!
- and of course, my personal favorite, the reason this day of the week was created…
- ummmmm, yeah…
If Rob needs a water buddy I volunteer, maybe we can practice the breaststroke!!
Or I could wax his huge board
What do you say Rob, wanna play hide the surfboard with me?
Can I just say thank you Paddleboarding Rob, you are what Rob P33n Wednesday’s are all about!!!
Yes we do Josh, yes we do!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, INDEEDY!!!!!!! Yesterday was my b’day and let me just say…………THAT WAS THE BEST F*CKING PRESENT EVAH! *wipes drool*
I was just thinking the other day that he is one of the few celebs we never see at the beach. Thank you God of all Perviness for giving us a glimpse of our boy glistening and WET. Couldn’t have asked for a nicer gift.
:):)
What an amazing present!! Happy birthday bb =)
I need bigger pics! Where and when did this happen? I have no words…..
Yes!! Bigger pics are demanded. Great post and great timing on Rob’s part. He knew that would inspire your next post. Our boy is on to us.
Oh. Em. Gee. I am ROTFLMAO! Love, love, LOVE this post!!!!!
Great post! I’m glad the Wonder Peen has made another appearance. I wonder if we had a “bat signal” (like a penis to shine in the sky) to use when we needed it, if it would just magically appear?
Yes, Josh…yes, we do love peeniss. Do you? I was hoping you batted for the other team. Probably better than dating skanky Miley Cyrus, like your buddy Liam. I can get behind loving peeniss…Miley, not so much.
Thanks for showing me yours “personal favorite” pic, didn’t notice it till now!!!! great peen as always
HA HA HA LOL!!! LOVE IT! SUCCESS AGAIN
Surfp33n’s up!
the jokes aroung these pics are neverending from the P33nwatch to spotting a giant sea monster!
great fucking week with Rob in the beach , omg it was so cumingly amazing sighh,thanks for show this to me again , my most fav pictures everrrr<3
hehehehe love it , i’m in love again !!!!!
Steph, i had missed the RP news. So i had to go see them ALL. The shots of him running show desparately trying to pull his trunks from his body. He knows that we are all looking for his wonder-peen! On some of them he almost pulls them to where we want our hands to go!! Oh my!! ≈0
*Drools and giggles at the same time* .Steph, thanks for these pics, at this moment my couch is wet (with my saliva, don´t think anything different
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