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It’s Wednesday again! And do you know what that means? Screw humpday… It mean’s Robp33n Wednesday!!
Our very own h00rfessor of p33nology Stephanie will lead you through this day!
“I want to say yes just so nervous to dissapoint, give me a day to think on it but most likely will try, if I suck u can fire me.” -Stephanie on her new joboffer.
My answer? “We all know you suck exceptionally well, thus you are offered this job in the first place.”
PLEASE ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU’RE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AND NOT AT WORK ATM! I’M SERIOUS!
Yeah, like we didn’t already know this, we’ve been drooling over this man’s bits for ever right?! We don’t leave anything out; there isn’t a part his delicious body that one or multiple ones of us don’t have some strange strong addiction too. I mean for fucks sake I never noticed fingers before Rob *gulp*, or ears, or moles for that matter and the list goes on and on. And we’ve perved over his ass on many occasions…hello, resident h00r Shannon is the biggest RobAss obsessed Fangirl I know!!! Ever been to her Tumblr page, its ASSTASTIC, run, go now!!!!!
With all that being said, even in my wildest dreams I could not have known…the reality is just…WOAH!!!! And we are going to look at it, oh yes, yes we are, but first lets recap some edible ass pics before we get to the serious business that is Rob’s bared behind mmmkay…
*fans self* and even with all that, knowing all this time that the boy has one mighty fine ass, who could have possibly imaged…ladies, I bring you the reality, our fantasy come to life, what we have been waiting what seems like a lifetime for…of course me being all about the p33n i wish he would flip over for a sec, but I’ll take what I can get. May I present for your viewing and drooling pleasure, the amazing, the beautiful, the breathtakingly gorgeous, the thing that wet dreams are made of, the piece of pure fucking art that is Rob’s naked ass…
Yeah..well…yeah…THUD!!! Ummmm, did i mention it moves…
If you’ll excuse me now, I need to lock myself if a quiet room to finish this orgasm properly!!
HOLY FUCK…I NEED THIS MOVIE!!!
THRUSTING ROB…WITH YOUR NAKED ASS…YOU ARE MY LIFE NOW!!!!
O.M. RA, Rob’s Ass. not only speechless, but also BREATHLESS. yeah, i agree with the quiet room and aloneness with my roborator to finish off!!! Sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and !st comment!! woo hoo!!
*drools over Rob’s ass* *blinks* Um…sorry….what were you saying? ROTFLMAO!! Love that you changed out the “my body is ready” photo! Good one!
Isn’t it great when fantasy meets reality and the reality actually LIVES THE F*CK UP to your fantasy? What’s better than fantasizing about what Rob’s hiney looks like? Actually seeing it in action!!!!! Holy hell!
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Yes, h00rs, that is me flat-lining over Rob’s naked, delicious, taut, grab worthy, lickable, biteable, squeezable, and I just want to stand behind him, squeeze those cheeks, and lick his spine, vertebra by vertebra, and just UNF!!!!!! God, that ass!
And I seriously need to get my tumblr page pumping again! Love the shout out Steph! We all know I’m a RobButt junkie!
Imma proud asscandy h00r!!!! These pics and the vid are pretty much my wet dream come true!!! I’m still shocked that Mr NotSmitten didn’t ask me why I was squirming all nite after the pics came out!!! Come to mama…
May 3rd, right? Bel Ami Ro-buTT in my bedroom. Thrusting on demand.
And this is why I always say that maybe Rob would do a Fifty movie. By the time a scrpt is written for that he’ll have ‘been there, done that’ with the norm sex scenes and might be ready for floggers, right?
Steph, great job! But tell me it was B and not you who put a Zack and Cody show gif at the end of this!!!
Amem! Sing it sister! I had the same thoughts.
If Rob wants to get rid of the goodie-goodie image from Edward AND make big bucks this is how to do it. NUDE SEX SCENE. Not some fluffy SM leashed BD crap. No, this is hard core, clit tingling, mind blowing puss pounding. Grunts, growls and grip so tight it leaves bruises included. That’s what us h00rs really want. Thanks for the post Steph. You know what we like.
BWWAAHAA “our fantasy come to life” OMG, *DED*
Nom nom nom………sooooooooooo biteable (insert evil HooR grin here)
May 4 — video on demand!! Woot!!
I’m surprised Shannon is still in the land of living after seeing RobButt in action!!!
Fuck me! Enough said.
What lovely ass-candy!! So excited for May 3rd!! Gotta send the family away so I can scream & moan when I orgasm while watching the movie!! Thanks for the great post Steph!
Omg, the thrusting went on and on. I must say last night was the best of my life. Im gonna have to buy out the intire theater just so i can find my release in peace. Lol
Let face it, the boy can fuck. You just cant fake it like that and not be good.
Dayum! I want it ON DEMAND right NAO!
There are no words. Truly. When I watched that scene at the cinema, I felt it right ‘there’, no word of a lie. It was like my eyeballs had a direct connection with my lady parts
I want that right there on a LOOP!
CC x
Oh yeah I gots me some DuBrain now!
“May I present for your viewing and drooling pleasure, the amazing, the beautiful, the breathtakingly gorgeous, the thing that wet dreams are made of, the piece of pure fucking art that is Rob’s naked ass…” Love it! Steph, how much poetry and truth in all these words. And you’re right, that ass is an incredible vision, it´s like a blinding light and when it has gone the retina still see it LOL: Thanks for the funny post.
OME!!! I need to see this movie NOW!! WOW , I can hardly take my eyes off the screen!! I need to save this pic! Thanks for sharing all the hotness with us!!! mweh!
YES!! Best Ass indeed!!! I bow down to this most fine specimen of man and ass. This hoor cannot wait until June!