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Ola chicas (y chicos. We don’t wanna discriminate against TowelBoy/TackleBoy right?)! I’m superdupersorry for the lack of post yesterday but I had some RL stuff to deal with so my pervy mood is somewhat gone but only temporary of that I can assure you.
Either way, I thought about how I have the obligation as the Queenh00r to bring you Robp0rn on Mondays [well ok Tuesdays in my case] and thus I am here to make good on my promise [and possibly because I need a little distraction too ya know?]. Enjoy the p0rn with me Pervs! I heard that Robp0rn cures cancer even!
I wonder where I have that Rob-Dali gif of him dancing…


















I just freaking love the one where Kellan just stands there like nothing’s happening, totally out of it, while Rob’s dancing his little jig. LMFAO, I laff myself sick every time I see that GIF.
Rob gives good GIF….js
Huggzz xxx ooo
I love that one too! Kellan just so oblivious makes it that much better.
Rob does give good GIF.
He sooo does not even realize what is going on. Bet a Robh00r would have noticed ANY movement of Rob next to her
Rob absolutely does!
xx
Ok, show of hands. How many of you h00rs actually got moist with moist gif?? A true h00r can take even simplest statement by him and turn it naughty. My favorite had to be the beach scene from BD. I love that innocent look with the smirk he gives in it. Although I loved the “moves like Rob” one too. I love that song. You can ask my 5yr old what moves she’s got and she’ll tell you, “I got moves like jadder” and dance around. Too cute I tell ya.
Oh B, you’re a trooper to be coming in here and making us smile/laugh when I know things are rough at home. And I agree, laughter is the best medicine but throw in Rob and I believe you’re right about it curing cancer. Keep your head up, keep smiling and perving. know that you have love, hope, prayers, and thoughts being sent your way.
OMG THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP CRYSTAL!
I thought I was the only weird one thinking that he way he said “moist” was sorta hawt…
The way he says it… does things to me…
Perfect combination! Look so innocent and smirk so sinful… Love it!
WE WANT A VIDEO OF THAT!
*shrugs* It helps me deal with the situation better tbh. TCS is my little sanctuary. I can come here and everything is alright for a little while =/
Thank you so much bb! Your love, support and prayers mean the world to me right now! *mwah*
Great Gifs!! Like eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away. With Rob its a dose of Rob a day keeps the blues away! B- prays are with you in dealing w/ RL.
My favorite is RPs little jig! And those when he is being goofy! I love that he keeps himself grounded.
Robp0rn every day keeps the doctor away (besides when the Dr. is Dr. Cullen or Coop. Then we want a visit. Badly.)
Thank you hon! I’m trying to think positive and hope for the best (while expecting the worst).
And I love how grounded he is… =)
Whence and Moist? Really? Hmmm…I’m so totally not sure what to say about that.
The last one…Dancing Rob/Obvlivous Kellan…awesomesauce! *sigh* Now I’m singing ABBA’s dancing queen. *palmface* I read too much slash…no, wait. Make that not quite enough. *smirk*
Is whence even a word? *googles*
BWAHAHAH! We’re totally about songs right now, aren’t we?
I was singing that Cindy Lauper(?) Song when I started blogging. “It’s just another manic monday…”
Me is not reading any and I’m still alive! lol
Apparently, whence is a word, but not one I’d ever use. *shrug* I’m too…well, American. LOL!
Manic Monday is by the Bangles.
Now I’m thinking that somewhere, someone has to have made a Robtastic video to LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It.” I’d love to see Rob (and Jackson and Kellan and Peter) doing THOSE moves!!! *swoon*
I never ever heard it before. But I am german so *shrugs even more*
omg it is? EMBARASSING MOMENT RIGHT HERE! lol
That should become this Saturdays theme, huh? Will try to find anything I possibly can
Whence is…Old English, I guess. Now used mostly in Historical Romances. LOL!!
I’ll be here with bells on…because apparently I am a court jester. *rolls eyes at self* Can’t wait to see what you come *snicker* up with!!
I don’t read those so of course I did not know
Oh I will def come *twss* up with good stuff trust me *licks lips in anticipation*
*does happy dance that looks remarkably like flailing about and nothing like actual dancing*
Same here!
Robp0rn can cure cancer? Bruahahahaa!!!! Good one!!
I bet it could!
Dear god ,i don’t know where to look ,sighs,i’m so horny right now ,love him when he dance heheheheheheh
I am always horny when looking at Rob…