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(not that he needs them)
Remember that one time I asked you for the worst pick-up lines you ever heard?
Well here’s what I wanted them for. Lean back and enjoy the show!
I would do anything for Rob and I will do that *imagine me singing that like that chubby dood who sings "I would do anything for love"*
*faints*
Oh I def want something british in me...
And last but not least, one not made by me but still fuckhawt:
Forever and always!
Yes, yes I do indeed want you Rob,
p.s. I will be in Austria this weekend acting all VPP [very prim and proper in this case] at my cousin’s wedding. You h00rs are free to play, while the Queenh00r is away. *blows kisses all around*
I just LOL. Can’t even imagine hearing those cheesy words from a guy…
I would probs laugh in every guys face if they said those words to me…
Only Rob could make these cheesy pick up lines hot and make them work.
Oh please, Rob could read out of the phonebook and we’d wanna jump him!
LOL .. uh uh … even Rob has no abs, he is simply hot!
That he is, that he is =)
I agree with Romeosjuliet, only Rob could make those lines work. Or maybe Zsadist or Vishous or Colin Farrell or Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp or….Aw fuck it! I’ll just say it now. Those lines would work on me with quite a few guys saying them because I’m a wanton whore like that for a hot man (especially one with an accent, tattoos, piercings, or a fuck hot stare!)
Yup i 2nd that.
Oh I can understand you very well Shannon. Hawt guys could say about ANYTHING and we’d wanna jump their bones!
Which reminds me that my boss’s boss has all those things. U interested? lol
BWWWAHAHAAHA, do you want something British in you? Yes I most certainly fucking do!
Great post BB, LOLOLOL
Huggzz xxx ooo
See why I asked about this on twitter the other day? lol
Thanks hun! xx
I’ve got the F the C and the K….BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
What a great way to start my Friday morning!! Thank you!!
Have a lovely time at the wedding! Be sure to sneak in some naughty somewhere!!
I actually like that pick-up line (coming from Rob)!!
You are very welcome. Glad I could make ya lol.
Thank you! There was a cute guy there actually but since dad didn’t feel to well I lost focus =//
Oh I totally forgot to answer the prev post but I think I shared this story before.
Worst pickup line a guy ever used on me was a line from a movie that includes my real name. ( not sharing the line. Bleriana you probably haven’t seen the movie anyway.) And actually I’m all queen of movie quotes so the only reason it sucked as a pickup line is because he was married AND he knew my boyfriend at the time. o.O
Now if I got introduced to Rob and his immediate first reaction was to say that movie quote? Ummmm, I can only imagine what I would do. ::THUD::
OMG IS YOUR NAME BABY? hehehehe
Wtf? was he at least so drunk he couldn’t think straight?
Oh I bet you’d act totally opposite to how you did back then eh?
LOL. I laughed like a dumb, silly, crazy h00r…thanks a lot and be careful with this wedding… you know weddings are dangerous, you can meet the man of your life there!!! Horror!!!
xoxo
I laffed my ass off while making them in the first place! hehehehe
Sadly it was not my time this time around but maybe next time?
THESE ARE FUCKING AWESOME~
Thank you RHM!
Can I say that I was inspired for this series by RA??
Idk what exactly triggered it but I came up with the idea while I was surfing RA =)
My favorite one is “I’ve got the F the C and the K all I need is U.” The picture is absolutely PERFECT!
IKR? P-A-N-T-Y-M-E-L-T-E-R!!
Love, Love, LOVE these! Hope you had fun at the wedding! Being all prim and proper and not very h00r like at all! *dies laughing*
I kinda did… But being prim and proper is no fun as we all know. It’s more like hard work… lol
I’m a girl and i think this is pretty good.Thanks Bleriana.