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I was THIIIIS superclose to sort of cheating on Rob last night. Basically because I was TEASED TO DEATH with tweets about a movie with FULL FRONTAL NUDITY and LOADS OF HAWT SEX-SCENES. Thus I spent all night (read: Until I developed a bad migraine due to being mad) searching for a fucking online stream so I can finally see that movie. Yes, I am that easy when it comes to FULL FRONTAL NUDITY and LOADS OF HAWT SEX-SCENES.

Oh it's all your fault Fassy. All yours...

If you haven’t figured out what movie I am talking about by now, let me help you. Apparantly there’s a movie out there called >Shame< featuring Michael Fassbender (is this guy of european origin?) who supposedly has a big cock is really hawt.

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No idea about that because in the google pics I saw of him he didn’t really seem my type, but on the other hand Brad Pitt isn’t my type on googlepics either. But he so does it for me in “Mr & Mrs Smith” *shrugs*. He portrays a guy living in NYC who is a sex addict and I think that’s about all you need to know. Oh and Carrey Mulligan is in it.

From what I’ve heard it is a really good movie, not just because of all the sex’n'stuff but because Michael’s performance was pretty impressive.

 

Since my search was unsuccessful and I have no idea when or if the movie will be released in germany (update it will be out on the 1st of March… WTF?), I have to rely on you h00rs to tell me what’s up with this movie.

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Is Michael’s performance really as gigandick as people make it out to be?

Is the whole subject of sex addiction only an excuse to sell a soft porn to the audience as a cinema movie or does it indeed have a deep meaning?

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Imagining him looking at me like this right now...

Is this movie really so good it should have been nom’d for an Oscar? (Btw WTF is up with no nomination for Ryan Gosling?)

Whoever has seen it, leave me a comment below and tell me how you liked it; whoever hasn’t seen it yet but actually could, go to the cinema and report back!

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Michael doesn’t need an oscar, he already has a 12 inch statue *wink wink*,

p.s. Can Rob pretty please do a movie like this in the near future?