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*runs into TCS* Actually so does PullMyDaisy2.
Omg I am so sorry h00rs, but I was superbusy triggering my carpal tunnel syndrome with clicking the vote button for Cosmopolis at the MTV poll:
http://polldaddy.com/p/5859143
GO VOTE UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BLEED! You can vote until they tell you to “cool off” and then you can go at it again… lol
Ok so now that I made the traditional excuses and apologies for being a bloggerfail, let’s get back on topic.
PullMyDaisy2 owes me those few hours of sleep because she was the one to recommend it to me (she is soon becoming my new fanfic dealer) and holdmeRansom owes me some sleep because she is the author of

Edward's a sex addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants to get laid already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Have to admit, I was sceptical at first. I thought she’d use Edwards sex addiction as an excuse to write tons of lemons. Not that theres something wrong with that but ever since reading cherry_blossomz‘s Righteous and Wicked I prefer the UST filled type of sex addict. To quote Cherry: “Food tastes better when you’re hungry right?”
Imagine my surprise when I decided to give it a try (because really PullMyDaisy2 never recommends something bad) and ended up LOVING IT!! So much I was awake ALL NIGHT READING!! Which only happens when I really lurve a fic so much I have to keep reading. Even though it will be with like half an eye because the other one has fallen asleep and the other one wants to follow it’s lead.
Edward is (trying) sooo hard *twss* to behave and I feel kinda bad about wanting him to missbehave but we all know in fact I really don’t. He is a cutiepie and a perv all wrapped in one. Perfect h00r boytoy material, but might be not suitable for virgins!
Bella… Well actually I can identify myself with her quite a lot. Not because I am currently interested in a weird boy that sports boners in biology class, but because she is a virgin that wants to be fucked already. TMI? Yeah, I thought so.
TBP updates daily (the best kind of updates imo) but WARNING: You will drop EVERYTHING and run to read the update or lock yourself up in the toilet at work or in a restaurant/bar out with friends just to do so. 100% guarantee’d. If you’re not happy with your purchase you get your money the time you spent on this blog back. Or actually not; at least you got to listen to some nice music while being here… lol
Big plus (at least for me): SoLostInTwilight is actually the author of In Your World aswell which I have heard a lot about but haven’t had the chance to read yet. I guess it will move a few spots up my TBR list now
Last but not least, MelbieToast made some MGBward porn for us to enjoy..
Is anyone else thinking of this now??
What are you waiting for?
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I always loved Biology,


Thanks for the shout out. Wankward is UNF. Love him. Thanks for writing such a HOT story @holdmeransom .
Thanks BB for this post, I love poor Wankward, and that i is great about @holdmeransome, she writes so well you are soon caring about her characters and then you fall in love with them and then you can’t wait to see what happens to them!!!
THIS Melbie! SOOOO very much!
The Biology project is one of my top fics right now. Poor Wankward. All he wants is a little love. Carlisle is a cockblocker of the first order and Emmett is a girls locker room Casanova while Edward is just trying to keep from rubbing all the hide off his best friend. This fic has humor, wit, charm and more trips to the boys bathroom than is safe for anyone that has RL commitments like a job, family or pets.
Pass the lotion and enjoy.
I might just keep a traveler’s size bottle of lotion in my purse just for Wankward. LOL
How she could STOP groping him, I dunno…. He’s so sweet and sexy……yeah, he oozes sex.
BWAHAHAH! Oh PMD! You crack me up!
I have no idea either but I guess if a guy pushes away that kinda kills your buzz too… Idk…
And yes, he def oozes sex!
Couldn’t have said it better myself Christa!
Thanks for your lovely comment!
Not only do I love The Biology Project and In Your World, which I only recently got to starting, but ‘holdmeRansom’ has been one of my fave fandom names, just for the genius of the pun!
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Fab rec bb
I will start reading IYW as soon as I get the chance too!
Ikr? Awesome fandomname!
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Oh I am right with you girlfriend! I am all about The Biology Project right now!!!! LOL! Love, love, LOVE Melbietoast’s sweet Robporn! *swoon* That gif shows one of my fav parts of the movie too!!!! *double swoon*
Darn it I was going to bed…now I am going to see if there was an update!!!! LOL
It is soooooooooooooooooooooooo good!
Melbie makes the best porn.
And what coincidence it is mine aswell!
I stayed awake until 2 am yesterday night just to wait for the update! lol
I think I hate you a little… My time is getting lesser and lesser every day and you´re recommending me a lot of great fanfics!! Behave, Bleriana… please. Pity for me, bb.
Just kidding… This fic is now in my favourites… in the “to read” list ^^. I blame on you for some of my favourites fics (R&W, MotU, Million dollar baby…). Thanks, btw.
I guess our love relationship is developing into a love-hate relationship then? lol
Sowrry! But you must read this! So worth the time!
See? And you never came out unsatisfied! I mean you liked what I recommended right? hehehe
You are very welcome bb!
I can’t believe I didn’t get the email alert that she started a new story!! Thanks for the heads up.
If I could rec her fantastic Rob fan fic she is writing on Twilighted.net, it’s called Need to Escape, and there is a companion piece, called On the Threshold in Rob’s POV. In a word, it’s amazing. Her pen name there is LostLuggage. Actually holdmeransom is the character’s pen name in that story. The character Jen, runs a blog using that name. Such a great story, following the actual real life timeline from when Rob finished Eclispe up to working on WFE.
http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7721&chapter=1
Guess I know what I’ll be reading today…
Ohhh my i need to read this, i hear about it, but not sure if i wanna read it, because i don’t like my Edwards character to be suchh hoors heheheheh, i mean the scenes wit another bitches, i’m such a jelous hoor hahah ooopsy well now ou know, thanks for the rec, gonna check it out tonight.,,Hey Bleriana love the musiic you got really love it <3
Really now Alba? But whoreward is the bestward? lol
Thank you bb! I actually listen to it myself when I’m on the laptop so I always make sure it’s a good one =)
Gonna check this out tonight,thanks for the rc, Bleriana, and i love the music you got there <3