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A few days ago I got a new mobile phone. Due to the fact that it is a bit bigger than my old one and thus the keyboard is bigger and a bit different than the other aswell I sorta jizztyped a lot in the last few days.
The jizztyping made me think of autocorrects and how much I love to laugh at them. Enjoy a few with me please.

Despite how funny this is, I can't help but have pictures from a certain secret FB group's page running through my mind...

Idk what's funnier. That a girl ordered pussy or that she tweeted her mum about it... lmfao! #WhatAWayToFindOutYourDaughterIsALesbian
And I saved the best three for last. I can’t breathe by now already!
Thank God it’s Friday,

p.s. Just cos I can’t stop looking…















OMG This post was aweeeeeesome! I laught so hard *buahahahaha* I can’t breath…and I have tears.
Thank You!!!!
You made my day
I swear to all that is holy that I had a hard time breathing from reading all these auto corrects! Fun to read others mistakes…mortifying when they are yours!!
Thanks for posting the gif again…just cos! *Keye highfives B*
I could spend all day reading these things but it’s only here that you can find the Jacob’s pants gif! Perfect ending to an awesome post!
OMG- I laugh so hard I almost fell off the chair!!! That was awesome!!! That auto correct will get into trouble;)
Autocorrects are the fucking best. I LOL myself to death over these. LOVED it