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It’s Wednesday again! And do you know what that means? Screw humpday… It mean’s Robp33n Wednesday!!
Our very own h00rfessor of p33nology Stephanie will lead you through this day…
“I want to say yes just so nervous to dissapoint, give me a day to think on it but most likely will try, if I suck u can fire me.” -Stephanie on her new joboffer.
My answer? “We all know you suck exceptionally well, thus you are offered this job in the first place.”
PLEASE ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU’RE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD AND NOT AT WORK ATM! I’M SERIOUS!
*raps in my best Eminem voice* GUESS WHO’S BACK….BACK AGAIN…P33N IS BACK…TELL A FRIEND!!!!
And let me say this, it looks like Rob and his h00r slayer missed us just as much as we missed them, he was standing at attention, waving to us, I could almost hear him mumbling under those well fitted suit pants; “Yeah ladies, that’s right, I heard you begging for me, here I am, can you handle it”.
My answer…OMFR YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Or maybe I can’t, I fangirled so hard all day Sunday I felt like I felt like my heart was gonna pound out of my chest and my vag was gonna fall out of my pants onto the floor, I was getting scared I’d have to tell people to step over the puddle I’d created!!! There was so much, all day, one delicious pic after the next and I proclaimed on Twitter quite a few times that this was only day 1 of the BD press tour and I was already almost DED, this man is gonna be the death of us all!!! Does he get hotter as he sleeps, every morning he wakes prettier and prettier??!! Oh Goatee Rob…I love you, I lust you…and I bought tickets, lots of them, when can I cash them in and claim my goatee rides???
And as if that wasn’t enough, it seems to me that Rob is also a little excited to finally get laid in a Twi movie, from the looks of it I think he’s like, yeah, that’s right, everyone always talks smack about me wanting to wait for marriage, well I’m about to pound that kitty until I break the fucking headboard and its giving me some major wood!!
What are the odds this happy fella will remain in the movie?? I’m thinking not too much but we saw it, and we liked it!!!!
*sigh* Here’s hoping the rest of rob’s stops make him as excited as Paris ; P33n don’t fail us now!!!!
thanks Rose!!
Would you h00rs be mad if I shared some of my fave Paris pics…yeah, I didn’t think so!!
Ash fangirling is priceless!!
UV's mole *sigh*
Oh yeah, and then on Monday, Rob spoke French
#TeamGoateeForLife
I think if B gets to go to the premier that she should were a T shirt claiming TEAM GOATEE FOR LIFE. I say we make it an official TCS slogan. j/s. Paris p33n will forever go down in history. Between the p33n and the goatee, my eyes couldn’t decide to go north or south. But as I am a true Southern Belle, I think I’ll stick to my roots and stay southern all the way. LOL
Sexy as hell post Steph. You know how to show the Pretty.
Even being a p33nologist such as myself I will say I could not keep my eyes off his face, he is just…UNF!!
Finally after spending much time drooling and hyperventilating over how he seemed to get hotter in his time away from us and the shockwaves the goatee sent right to my clit that I went back and searched for peen =)
oh MY! Welcome baaaaaack, Rob’s p33n!!! We missed you, bb…
: )
Here’s to the first of many appearances on the BD trail!
Now that’s what I would call happy trails =)
Dear rob plz wear lighter clothes do donna can see p33n too good boy luv u mrs p x
You still don’t see it bb??
OMG!! He just gets hotter as time goes on. His GOATEE is so damn sexy on him. Rob, you are my wet-dream! And wet-daydream and wet-daytime thoughts & fantasies. Such amazing pictures! Pant, pant, panties… aching and needing some release. I have BLUE-Ovaries! Help Me.
“Blue ovaries” bwaaaahahahahaha!! Oh bb, he does it to us all *sigh*
OH MY!!!! And like u said this was first BD stop, moreee to come, Lord help us!!! ;.)
Lord help us is right, we’ve been waiting soooo long and we are being rewarded big time, thank you Rob, you sexy fuck!!
love this post!!
He finally gave it to us, didn’t he? Sunday was the best we’ve had in a while!!!!!
FTW —> @TeamGoateeforlife I’m totally on that too!
I think we definately need TCS #TeamGoatee teeshirts =)
I couldn’t agree more about that goatee…..mmmmmm that little bit of facial hair with that gorgeous face and damn chisled jaw and sex stare is enough to make the entire population of h00rs everywhere drop to their knees in submission, gah UNF
I’ve been on my knees since Sunday waiting my turn to pleasure the pretty!!
OMG!! He does get hotter and hotter!! That goatee is killing me!! I am in line for a ride on that!!!! #TeamGoatee
Yes def need a tee shirt:))) I have not seen the video were he speaks french so I have to go looking for that- I know, how can I not have seen it but I work SAT/SUN so I am out of the loop:(
Thanks for the great post Steph!!
And there was so much more hotness today, I need to catch up on all things Brussels when I get home today.
Lucky fan got 3 kisses…I can’t even imagine!!
THE PEEN IS BACK BABY!!!!! Loved that post Steph!!!!!
*bows down to the original queen of p33n*
Thanks bb, mine are never as good as yours were!!
Oh thank god Rob is back and the facial hair is pure sex!
I want to feel it scratching my thighs =)
Goatee Rides???? Where do I sign up??? ROTFLMAO!! No…seriously! Where????