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You h00rs have been waiting for this post right? I knew it!
Of course I had to make a post like this. It called to me since the moment someone mentioned that Rob was in Texas because…
well almost anyway…
Find out what else is bigger in Texas and if Rob is included in that list… after the cut.
Tbh I was rather concerned cos if everything is BIGGER in Texas maybe that includes women’s boobs and junk-in-the-trunk… and we all know what an Boobs/Asslover our boy is…
But back to the main topic: Rob WAS in Texas so he had to be BIGGER in that period of time right? To proove that theory I made my way through tweets and pics to confirm whether or not it was true…
see?
The sad thing? NO PEENPORN AT ALL. ANYWHERE!!! I was shocked. Hello?!?! Why did nobody think of that! (Well maybe because they didn’t want to feel like pervs. Duh) The only *HUGE* things I could confirm were the following though:
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<< This woman for president! I needs to track her down and become BFFs with her. Srsly. Someone who manages to not only get a pic with only Rob but almost the whole BritPack is my type of people. And dood all three of them look hawtastic!
Also Robs grin is HUGE.
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This guy on the very right is a HUGE photowhore. He had at least 3 pics with Rob. Yeah I am jealous.
Nothing particulary HUGE about this pic but I just found the ppl in the background hilar. Plus Rob is sleeping.
This is a bit blurred, but it seems like Rob had a HUGE smile on his face. And he buttoned his shirt right. I am proud of him… actually I am not. Said shirt keeps us from seeing what we want to see most… *huffs*
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This woman’s smile is HUGE (truth be told. Mine would be too). Also we can sort of take a look at the #HHT but not quite. Whatever that thing in his pocket is, it is not what I am searching for…
While we’re waiting for confirmation I have some real Peenp0rn to share with you:
Thanks to Wanda for pointing it out!
don’t know if you’ve posted this before or if I am wishfully seeing things, but the gif of Rob running in bel ami clearly shows huge semi-erect peen laying to his right with every stride of that right leg…..i’m just sayin’ i thought this would be perfect for this site……
Thanks to Robmusement for the gif!
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Happy Rob is having some fun,
Bleriana
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It’s Award time again!!!
This time you can nominate not only fics, but authors, fanfic pimpers and so many more!! Take your time and go dew it!
There are 40 categories in which you can nom’ someone and it’s def worth it!
I have been told that TCS fits in quite a few categories but I am leaving it up to you to decide.
The only thing I am asking you to do though is:
Let’s get our girl RoseArcadia a nom! Cause honestly she fucking deserves it.
Since I know you h00rs are lazy, I made a little list:
I am know how these people feel! I was thrilled to get my few little pics with Rob!!! Thanks for the post & I must say I am LOVING the beard on Rob! It’s FUCKHAWT (and I don’t like facial hair at all!!!) GOD everything looks good on him! Bet I would too!!! did I really just post that?! Guess I did. ANYWAY, thanks for the post. I went to the Fandom People Awards & nominated my favs…including TCS & Bleriana!! You def deserve recognition! I’ll be back tomorrow. I’ve got my poster pics narrowed down to like 10!! lol
Goodnight
Lots of Love,
Mels
btw you still need to send me those. And a full transcript of what Rob said, how he looked and how he smelled. Maybe even if he oozed even more hawtness and sex close-up rather than through tv. Js
Actually I am not too sure about the beard. I sort of don’t like it I guess… =/
bwahahahhaha @ “God everything looks good on him! Bet I would too!!!”
awwww…. Thank you so much Mel! *mwah* I hope you didn’t forget our girl Rose. She NEEDs to win Blinkie Master!
Yuppay! That was quite the quest wasn’t it?
xxx
Wow! Am I the first??
Sadly, I have lived in TX, and no, everything is not bigger there. BUT, Rob getting some R and R is big, and I hope he is able to relax and recharge.
Is it strange that I watched that gif, like, 50 times?
~Michele
No, not the first reply. Oh, well, maybe next time!
say what? They’re not?
We should ask Jasper (he is from TX right?)
i am really really extremly happy is taking some time off. He’s been working so hard the last couple of years and he deservs some vacay more than anything.
*whispers* I watched it about that many times too. Its mesmerizing….
My dh is in the navy, and we were stationed in a small town near Corpus Christi, TX. The only good thing to come out of that 3 years was our two beautiful little girls. (Yea shore duty! lol)
Why, yes, I do believe Jazz was from TX.
see? See? Even the appetite for sex is bigger in texas… lmfao
Jupp. We should ask Jazz to proove if everything in Texas is bigger ya know…
Jeesh. Does every bar in the US have the same slobs? Even The Precious has succumbed to dressing down for the occasion. Or course, he’d look great in ANYTHING, er, so nothing…
BB – do Europeans look that messy, out for the evening?j/s
hmmm tbh I have no clue Adonica, but I know for sure that I have seen that shirt somewhere. He wore it to an award show me thinks… Maybe TCA? Hmmmmmm…
And Rob could wear a potatoe-sack and we’d still wanna do him… (the clothing isn’t going to stay on for long anyway…)
Lucky people!! I read that one guy that got a pic with Rob tweeted that he had his pic taken with Cedric Diggory, it gave me a laugh.
I don’t really like Rob with a beard.. it reminds me of my dad circa 1990 so it kinda creeps me out. Personally I like the clean shaved face or a little scruff on a man
ikr? Hilar!
At least he did not call him “that Twilight guy”
kassie I loves you. Finally someone who thinks like me! The beard in general is all good but as long as it’s not too long (roflmao) I am fine with it… (twss?)
OMG, bb, that GIF is to die for…*thudding for George Du Roy*…will we EVAH see that film? In the meantime, loving the Pretty with the beard, but gotta say, I perv more for scruffy Rob..just would fluv to run my fingernails thru that scruff….gaaaah..l
that movie will be our death though Debbie. Trust me. I can feel it…
He will fuck a lot of women and we’ll hate them cos we wish we were them. *le sigh*
glad ur feeling the same about the beard. I love me some scruff but I am not too much into the full on beard…
This post totes made me LOL! Dood, Rob is so shitfaced in all those pics! I can’t tell who was more of a photowhore; that fat bearded guy or Rob!! HA!
And I died when I saw those damn bunny ears behind Rob’s head. Can you imagine the rage of the peeps that got their camera back and saw that they took a pic with Roger the Rob? Get it, Roger the Rabit? Yes? No? Anyway, that was too funny. If I checked said photo immediately after the pic I would’ve tracked Rob down and been like, “Um, baby, that freakshow to the left, the one with the plaid shirt and a beard, well, he gave you bunny ears and made you look like a rabit fool. Can we have a do over? Thx!”
He was in most picss jupp. But I can kinda understand it. He’s on a road trip with friends and wants to relax… Not that I can blame him for it. But I can’t blame the fangirls either.
(although I blame those men. They killed Robs mojo)
also Rob is never a whore. Well he is my whore but thats a whole nother story…
poor them. Though I wouldn’t care. Rob makes everything look hawt. Even bunny ears…
Roger the Rabit? You gotta explain that to me =/
bwahhahah @ “Can we have a do over?” is it just me or is that statement totes ambivalent?
Ok, “Roger the Rabit” was a popular ’80s movie!
And B, are you making my “do over” comment sound like something sexual? Me thinks so. But in all honesty, everything I would ever say to Rob would be sexual. Always sexual.
’80s you say? I was probs not even planned back then… lol
Its not me who is making it sound sexual. It is sexual! Admit you thought about it while typing it… right?
Plus everything said in context with Rob will sound sexual. There’s nothing you can do about it…
Oh my Rob!! That gif *dies*
I never realized how pervy it was…
Apparantly Rob’s not just panting, but there’s a bit of peenp0rn going on aswell…
*stares at gift*
*drools*
*Stares at gift*
*drools*
wait? am I suppose to say something?
*stares at gift*
*licks*
ummmm…. yeah… I should say THANKS,B..
LoL
SEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!
I can’t make complete meaningful sentence..
Well, pervs so this same..so..
*mwah mwah*
It’s totes Robs fault bb. Totes his fault…
Damnnnnnn , and i mean damnnn, that thing is huge , do you think it is his monster c–k.mmmmmyummy yummy for my …………., ok, so Texas hu ? a\I think his having a great time ,just relaxing good for him, You go Rob,scruffy and with the same shirt and cap, i don’t care you are georgeos, i wish i could sniff you mmm !!!!
hmmm… I don’t think so bb. Would be rather concerned if it was tbh…
It’s great he is out and around with his pals. Hope he has loooots of fun!
I’m deliriously happy that Rob is hanging out with his boys and taking in parts of the US.
I notified a few of my friends who live in or nearby Houston who cared not that Rob was there. wtf is up with friends who aren’t obsessed with Rob?
thank goodness for you pervs!
great post!
Feeling exactly the same way. It’s a much deserved vacay from all the stress he had to endure for the past couple of months.
Jupp I read that post and I was like: “Yeah I could never be friends with TT’s friends…” lol
…also thank god for Rob in the first place!
*mwah* glad you liked bb!
So I am slowly reading today’s post and I get to the dang corn dog and I *gigglesnort* OUTLOUD and coffee goes everywhere.
Perfect pic for our boy…I swear !
lmfao Dianne! You should be more careful when reading my posts! lol
I accidentally found that pic when googling “Everything is bigger in Texas” lol
Oh dear lord! I hadnt seen that gif before and that just wonderous!!
Baby BB… I just LOVE your blog…. Just ADORE it The photos, reviews, videos, what people say and the affection which you respond to everyone! You make my day happier for sure! Can’t wait to open my computer, even at work and see your blog! Thank you very much!
And I melt, literally, to see this tasting Rob ….. wonderful, delightful, fascinating, hot, super hot… Yummiiii!!! I REALLY want (need) this man in my bed for me to do whatever I want to and vice versa of course!
Kisses dear and sorry my poor english… I try to write everything right and hopefully not miss too much …
Thank you so much Ketty. Hearing words like that means the world to me. Honestly!
Rob makes us melt. And combusts our panties… and so much more. He’s just talented… *le sigh*
Babes I am sorry to tell you this but GET IN LINE WOMAN! lol
Poor english? WTF? Dood I am german so my english is rather p00r… jsyk
OMG, you rock too hard CHica, TY for the the nomination mention!!!!! I love this post, BTW, stupid enormous TEXAS! I am 7 hours away from Rob & there’s nothing I can do about it!